WARNING! THIS COULD BE THE LAST FILM YOU SEE!
THE LAST HORROR MOVIE
WATCH IT AT YOUR PERIL!
Hey! Wait up! I wanna warn you! Do not rent this film! Not if you value your life! You don’t know what you are letting yourself in for. This is more dangerous than that video they watched in Ring. That killed them in three days. This could finish you off anytime.. This geezer, Max Parry has recorded over a teen slasher film and has shown a gruesome home video of him killing people. Talk about scarey. A bit like Blair Witch Project and MY Little Eye, you know. But it’s all real. And the worse thing is that he knows who rents his film, and he finds your address, and he then comes round and kills you. And even films himself doing so.
I mean, I’m freaking out. I watched it, was hooked, but I’ve been hiding since. Don’t want Max to find me. He’s a serial killer with a smile. Not sure if he’s a mate of this Julian Richards, who says he directed the film. I know he did this horror flick called Darklands, but it could be just an alias for Max himself. Who should I trust? I just don’t know.
And the DVD extras looks well wicked:
anamorphic presentation, Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround; DTS Digital Surround 5.1; with a commentary by Julian Richards; short films by Richards (tbc); and the winning entry in Tartan’s short horror film competition.
But I can’t say anymore. I might not have much longer. Wait that’s the door. Should I answer it? What if it’s Max?
THE LAST HORROR MOVIE is out there from 24th OCTOBER
(rrp £15.99)
Let hope it’s not the last film you see at Hallowe’en!
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